HATES TO DATE:

Anyone that knows me, knows that I say I hate alot of things... I have lost count of the amount of declarations of hatred I have made about the world, and I feel that now is the time to build a list of all those things that Edd... just hates... I expect that this page will become larger than the web itself... but that is fine. I apologise if I offend anyone in the course of this hatred... Don't worry I'm sure I don't directly hate you... there's no need to hate real people.

1000 hates but not counting any more?
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(This might not be reflected in the list below, at a point in the past many a hate were lost in the great fire...)


Additions as of 07/05/09...

That sense of unease and desperation you get as you think that noone really likes you because you are a tired and bitter, hating old man...

Additions as of 06/05/09...

The sudden distraught/horrified/hating glare that people now give you if you sneeze in their close proximity, as if you are mutant scum...

Additions as of 02/05/09...

People who drive huge 4x4s in cities, and never get them dirty or use the 4 wheel functionality - Hospitals in both their necessity and their depressing aura - The huge paranoia and fear that the press can create out of nothing, just to make a story...

Additions as of 01/05/09...

When there is so little time in life you forget about / update all the less important things - Buying products (such as headphones) that you cannot test until you have bought them, and then you cannot take them back (because you have stuck them in your ears) - When your boss or your senior blames you for something that is not your fault, but explaining that it was not your fault would take far more effort and cause more problems than just admitting it and apologising - The price, and elusivity of festival tickets - That 30 minute webpage refresh spree that one puts themselves through just to a buy previously mentioned expensive ticket, only to find that the tickets all sold out minutes ago - People who use the word "mate" in an agressive "I'm not your mate" kind of fashion - When your main connection to the city starts shutting at 10PM for three months for no explicable reason other than apparently sanding down the stairs' handrails - Having to walk an extra mile (while wheeling a double bass) because said connection is shut - The logistical complexities of playing the double bass - When ticket machines at stations break down, and huge queues form waiting for the one attendant to sell you a ticket making everyone angry and late - When you quit your job, but are guilt tripped into staying far longer than you want to because you feel sorry for the company - That no matter when you tune in to watch TV, nothing is ever on - That noone uses the "term tune" in any more - When the battery runs out on your remote, you have no spares, and for some inexplicable reason the remote is the only way to control the TV - When you are drinking alcohol before or during a long trip and then need to stop to go to the toilet every few minutes, but the people who have not been drinking refuse to stop and tell you it is your own fault for drinking so much - Service stations - Toilets you have to pay for...